NARRATOR: Aboard Bristlecone...
BRISTLECONE: Teraporting now, Kaff Tagon.
TAGON: Do you have an avatar? Talking to the walls has never worked for me.
BRISTLECONE: I do not, Kaff Tagon.
TAGON: What would it take to get you to call me "Captain?"
BRISTLECONE: Invasive adjustments.
TAGON: Well, never mind. I expect Para Ventura could make those changes and make you like them, but I'm never letting her anywhere near...
PARA: Avatar, yes. Invasive adjustments, no.
BRISTLECONE: I am willing to call her "Captain."