MURTAUGH: I served on this ship for six years, Captain. I know her inside and out. Perhaps I can be of some service to you.
TAGON: Are you enlisting, or just begging a billet?
MURTAUGH: Is that an NCO offer, or just the promise of a bed?
TAGON: Can I trust you with either?
MURTAUGH: No, but I'll outperform everybody wherever you put me.
GEN. TAGON: Hullnuts. I came in at "bed" and missed all the juicy bits.