MURTAUGH: Suppose someone attacks the Oafan Ambassador with an easy-to-smuggle handgun. You have no plasgun. What happens?
SCHLOCK: At handgun distances? I'll be on top of them before they fire. And then I guess I'll just eat them.
SCHLOCK: Unless Chisulo or Elizabeth see them first. Then they'll get pounded into paste.
MURTAUGH: So, what's more fun for you? Firing your plasgun, or leaping across the room and devouring your enemies while they scream?
SCHLOCK: The paste is usually tastier than ashes.