ELF: Lieutenant! We'll be arriving in four days. You've got drills to run, and very little time to run them.
ELF: If you're going to be bodyguards, you need to practice guarding the body.
CHELLE: The Ambassador may be upset that we're representing her with a helium party balloon.
ELF: No, she'll be upset when she sees how easily I pop that balloon five minutes from... now.