MURTAUGH: You keep saying I was dead. Exactly how dead was I?
BUNNI: Are you familiar with the Laz scale?
MURTAUGH: All I know is that it's one through five.
BUNNI: Good enough. On a scale of one-dead to five-dead, you were three-dead.
MURTAUGH: I guess I should be glad I wasn't all the way dead.
BUNNI: Do you want a full explanation of the numbers, or do you want to keep that glad feeling?