NARRATOR: Intruder aboard the depot...
S.A. Sergeant: TALK!
SCHLOCK: My name is Sergeant Schlock.
Your comm center has been hijacked. The hijackers are jamming everything so that pirates can kill us and take all our stuff.
SCHLOCK: My platoon is going to assault the comm center in about ninety seconds. We don't want to hurt innocent people.
S.A. Sergeant: And you're here unarmed and unarmored as a show of good faith?
SCHLOCK: I guess.
The Commodore says I don't look threatening.
SCHLOCK: I'm gonna have to talk to him about how he thinks I don't look.