Friday October 23, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part II

Transcript

NARRATOR: Later...

S.A. trooper: Sarge, my Blattco 15mm is missing.

S.A. Sergeant: We're all still looking for pieces of our weapons.

S.A. trooper: It didn't get field-stripped by the amorph. It was in my locker.

S.A. Sergeant: I'll look into it, but the amorph seemed more like a garden tools kind of guy.

NARRATOR: Aboard Cindercone...

SCHLOCK: The box said "Blattco Clawhammer" but I think it just shoots regular bullets.

EBBY: If you ever do find a gun that fires hammers, you are under explicit orders to put it back where you found it.