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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime...
LANDON: Sorlie, I don't get it. If you're trying to quit, just quit.
SORLIE: I don't want to quit. I want to change things.
LANDON: Feeding yourself into the military tribunal meat-grinder won't change things.
SORLIE: It'll blunt the blades a bit.
LANDON: Barkeep! Do they make meat-grinders with self-sharpening blades? I wanna extend a metaphor so I can win this stupid argument.