NARRATOR: One quick deputization later...
CHINOOK: Hello, Wing Marshal.
BESTI: Hello... ah. You're the A.I. from that can-world thing, right?
CHINOOK: I am Chinook, of Eina-Afa, Goddess of Earth, Wind, and Plumbing.
BESTI: Plus hubris, and unsolicited Hypernet calls.
CHINOOK: The long version of my title should definitely include those.