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KEVYN: Commander, I want Ennesby to direct Team Greaseracha in the search for those logs.
ELF: So I shouldn't be tearing up this deck plating?
KEVYN: Well, see, I know you're enjoying yourself, but Ennesby is worried that you'll break the wrong things.
ELF: Ennesby is worried.
KEVYN: It's probably a lawyer thing?
ENNESBY: You're a warship captain and an encyclopedia entry for "mad scientist."
Stop using weasel words.