Wednesday 5 July 2000

Kevyn: Hey, Lieutenant. I heard about your surgery. How'd things go?

Der Trihs: Rotten. My HMO doesn't cover limb regeneration.

Der Trihs: Intergalactic Health Care™ grafted me to this.

SFX: (Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR

Kevyn: So, from now on you'll be working in the kitchen, I guess?

Der Trihs: Nope. Food service regulations say you can't touch food with your bare hands.

SFX: (Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR

Kevyn: But that's not a hand. It's a motorized whisk.

Der Trihs: Intergalactic Health Care™ says its a hand.

SFX: (Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR

Der Trihs: Besides, the only thing I know how to cook is toast.