Monday July 17, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries

Transcript

Tagon: Well, we seem to be safe for now, but we need those systems back online.
Thurl: I'm sorry, but this virus is incredibly sophisticated, Captain.
Ennesby: > And I have discriminating tastes, too.
Thurl: I've tried every software trick I know, and can't clean it out.
Kevyn: Thurl, it's only a software problem.
Thurl: That's like saying a supernova is only a hot gas problem, Kevyn.
Ennesby:
>Well put, Chubs.
>You and me will get along just fine.
Kevyn: My point is that you've been using the wrong tools. Let me take it from here. . .
SFX: BZZT
Ennesby:
> What's he holding?
> I've got a bad feeling about this.