Narrator:Natural locomotion is one area where natural selection is particularly fierce.
Narrator:Critters that can't run faster than what they eat don't live to make more critters.
Narrator:Of course, neither do critters that can't run faster than what's trying to eat them.
Narrator:For a critter that eats anything, has no natural predators, and looks like he never evolved far from slime, Schlock is a lot faster than he has any business being.
