Thursday 4 December 2003

Corpsman: Elf, I think you're starting to slip into shock.

Elf: Hit me with a stimmie and I'll be jus' fine.

Corpsman: No stimmies in your condition. That's not what they're for.

Elf: Sure it is. I'm comin' offa three right now.They work for missing friends. Figures that they work for missing legs too.

Corpsman: Elf, there's a simple technical term for what you're currently suffering from.

Elf: If it's not "drug shortage" I'm going to ask for a second opinion.

Corpsman: Captain, we need to get our little stim addict back to base.