SFX: RIIIIIIIIING
BANGER GRUNT #1: Persistent, aren't they? Who's at the door, General?
KARL: Probably the neighbor kids wanting to borrow some sugar for mom's cookies.
BANGER GRUNT #2: Hard to tell from shadows, but it looks like three guys, human... and a couple of them are big.
BANGER GRUNT #1: Kids, eh?
KARL: What can I say? I've been slipping steroids into their sugar for years.