KEVYN: Schlock said that you and Captain Tagon were kissing. Is this true?
ELF: Yeah.
ELF: Are you going to make something of it?
KEVYN: I was worried that you might make something of it, and slap the company with a harrassment suit.
ELF: Well, it wasn't harrassment. It was very poorly timed romance.
ELF: You just recorded that for our lawyer.
KEVYN: And he's going to get a good night's sleep tonight.