REYNSTEIN: Our disability coverage is pretty straightforward. But proving disability can be tricky.
KEVYN: Massey, Sergeant Schlock now weighs just over half as much as the smallest of the weapons he used to carry, and he's got the mind of a six-year-old with an oppressive Ritalin habit.
REYNSTEIN: The claims adjuster will be happy to point out that they make very powerful weapons in very small packages these days.
KEVYN: And his mind?
REYNSTEIN: They'll probably take one look at the rest of our company and suggest that he's more likely to fit in now.