Tuesday 25 October 2005

Policeman: This is an extremely impressive piece of work.

Shodan: Thak you, officer.

Policeman: This looks exactly like a real shark. If it weren't for the timing, and your obviously orchestrated rescue, you'd have me fooled.

Shodan: Hang on. . . What?

Policeman: You're all under arrest for disturbing the peace and tampering with the tourism industry.

Shodan: All of us? Elizabeth's on her way to the hospital, but I suppose I could carve this shark up and let you arrest her leg.

Policeman II: I think we're gonna need bigger evidence bags.