Wednesday 12 April 2006

Serge: Why the 'piece,' Lieutenant? Don't you trust us?

Elf: It's not that I don't trust you.

Elf: Every morning I wake up and remind myself that I might have to kill somebody today.

Elf: I trust lots of people, but they all know that we have to be prepared to defend ourselves.

Elf: Mostly, though, I figured you would want your team of fashion experts to see a real weapon.

Serge: Oh-ho! You want to be able to accessorize!

Elf: Without my accessories, I might as well be naked.