Friday April 28, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part V: Glamour Assault
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Transcript

Serge: So... How do those clothes feel, Lieutenant?
Elf: Comfy. A little bulky, but nice.
Serge: They're also bulletproof! Yes, we've made your new uniform from Shure-Weave armored fabric!
Serge: It's the same level of protection worn by the most paranoid of upper-crusties. It'll stop just about anything short of an artillery round.
Elf: Oh. My old uniform will stop an artillery round.
Elf: How do I get the helmet to deploy?
HTRN Tech: And we're out for a commercial.