Sunday 30 April 2006

Narrator: HTRN's Glamor Assault, currently broadcasting live from Studio Six in the HTRN building. . .

Serge: Ladies and gentlemen, she's not just beautiful, she's not just well-dressed. . . She is a modern goddess!

Rent-A-Cop 1: She's also under arrest.

Serge: Wait. . . guys, no. You're too early. Wait 'till the next segment.

Rent-A-Cop 1: Listen, Serge. . . That hot little number is a walking, talking weapon.

Rent-A-Cop 2: And flying. Don't forget the flying part.

Rent-A-Cop 1: Right. A walking, talking, flying weapon.

Rent-A-Cop 2: And she's unregistered. We need to get her off the streets, and then we need to find out who did this to her.

Elf: Serge? What's going on over there?

Rent-A-Cop 1: Miss Foxworthy, come down and put your hands on your head. You're under arrest.

Ennesby: Uh-oh. Those look like real police.

Tagon: Uh-oh. Elf is smiling at them.