Massey:Sergeant, please just ignore the news. Pretend it doesn't exist.
Massey:News programs are ephemeral. They have little lasting impact because of how quickly they switch to the most entertaining new issue. Here, look. They've probably already forgotten about your fireworks show with the sniper.
Frank Hannibal:Next up: At no small personal risk I'll be interviewing a man who claims he was holding a sniper rifle when he was unjustly engaged by the sociopathic Sergeant Schlock, stay tuned!
Massey:See? They've already found somebody more interesting than you.
