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SCHLOCK: Its okay, little dropped comm. Don't be scared.
COMM: I am a lost Samsony 9120. Please bring me to the nearest Gal-Ex drop point.
SCHLOCK: We won't be lost down here much longer. I'll get you back to your owner.
COMM (*in different voice*): No, sergeant, you won't.
SCHLOCK: WAAUGH!
Ad-screen Lady: It's okay, little lost amorph. Don't be scared.