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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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SCHLOCK: Wait, did you kill Zysk?
LUNESBY: Of course not. His death was an accident. He got grabbed and stomped by a must-infected bull elephant.
LUNESBY: Now that you have his job, though, this project will be much safer.
SCHLOCK: Safer? Somebody aimed a loaded elephant at my boss and killed him!
LUNESBY: Don't be ridiculous. Nobody simply "aims" elephants at targ--
SCHLOCK *interrupting* I've done it myself! For fun and profit, even!