MASSEY: The word is "shrinkage." It's when a retailer's inventory is shrinking because of shoplifting or other theft.
MASSEY: I learned the word because shrinkage hasn't been a problem here.
He may have been running like he stole something, but our ninja friend wasn't a shoplifter.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Maybe he was a purse-snatcher?
MASSEY: Unlikely. The first person to chase him was you, and you still had your wallet.
The only thing that got taken was a fork, and you took that.
MASSEY: The Maitre'D decided you could keep it, with his compliments.