Sunday July 17, 2011
Book 12: Force Multiplication — Part III: Fight or Flight

Transcript

NARRATOR: Happifun Rec-Deck, admitting foyer...

PAU: *shouting* Stop shooting!  STOP SHOOTING!

ENNESBY: Four of them have to.

Security 3: You pushed the panic button, Professor.  It's your show.  Max isn't responding.

PAU: The blob and the robot came here looking for their friend.  That should be him on the prep table behind you gentlemen.

Security 4: Big brown guy?  Curly hair?

We barely got him here before you made us change clothes.

PAU: Gut-shoot him a few times, please.

SFX: BLAM BLAM BLAM

PAU: Oh dear.  Somebody needs immediate medical attention.  Are you ready to negotiate?

ENNESBY: I hate the "shoot the hostage" meme SO VERY MUCH.