NARRATOR: Amorphs break a lot of things.
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NARRATOR: Notably, rules.
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NARRATOR: The flexibility granted amorphs by the absence of a locked-in, large-scale physical structure may imbue them with a measure of disrespect for rigidity.
NARRATOR: This line of thinking could launch a career in carbosilicate amorph research.
NARRATOR: Sadly, there are only a few such amorphs available for study.
SCHLOCK: Captain Tagon, sir!
SCHLOCK: Commander Andreyasn had his comm off. He's in the Handy Canon drinking depth charges with the Gav Ambassador.
TAGON: It took you an awfully long time to locate him, Sergeant.
SCHLOCK: I invented three new depth charges!
NARRATOR: Sergeant Schlock would make a great research subject if not for the fact that he would make such an incredibly poor research subject.