NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in the operating theater...
ELF: I can't believe you let him get drunk.
SCHLOCK: I thought these boosts you guys have would keep him sober.
ELF: They keep us from poisoning ourselves. Too much alcohol too fast and we go straight from buzzed to unconscious while the blood-nannies clean house.
KEVYN: Who's unconscious? Where are my clothes?
SCHLOCK: See? Sober!