CIKITSAKA: The original Darren "Gav" Bleuel took pride in his individuality. Becoming massively redundant was a shock to all of us.
Diversity engineering began along three independent lines of research.
The first was education. Gavs began fleeing each other into new fields.
CIKITSAKA: The second was body modification, from haircuts to hormone treatments.
CIKITSAKA: The third was "acquired taste." Some of you tried to learn to love flat, thin beer instead of Guinness.
Gav: The Bud Chelada heretics got what they deserved.