CIKITSAKA: Where we came from, re-creating yourself as a new person was difficult, time-consuming, and often took years to get right.
And as often as not, people back in the dark twenty-first got it wrong.
But here at the Diversity Engineering Institute we can safely and quickly turn a depressed, redundant Gav into a new, happy individual.
Then we can put him or her in front of the problems that the baseline Gav simply couldn't have solved.
CIKITSAKA: Exciting problems. You baseliners need to think bigger than "How can I get brewery-fresh Guinness into this room right now?"
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