NARRATOR: Sergeant Schlock has poured himself into an emergency exosuit and jumped into a 6200-meter-deep excavation.
SCHLOCK: No problem. My stuff might break, but I'll be fine.
NARRATOR: Local acceleration is nine-point-one-one-four meters per second.
This suit has no flight system.
NARRATOR: Thirty-six-point-nine seconds after jumping, the Sergeant will hit Station Imo's roof at twelve hundred & ten kilometers per hour.
This exosuit does have a nice calculator in it.
NARRATOR: Said calculator has helpfully volunteered this information.
SCHLOCK: I'm going to put such a hole in the world.