NARRATOR: Oisri Dig Base, into the hole...
BUNNI: Falling free! HUDs locked onto you!
TAILOR: Falling FAST. Eighteen gees of acceleration...
Gate arrives in three ...
... two ...
... one ...
NARRATOR: If we assume a six kilometer fall under acceleration of 180 meters per second squared, the gate's total fall time is 8.16 seconds, its final velocity is 1470 meters per second, and the sound effect under the this text box is (we can only hope) a safe "teraport" just prior to 566 million joules of kinetic "crunch."