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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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TAGON: Kevyn, what are our options? How do we get the ship back?
SFX: BOOM
KEVYN: We can't keep any secrets from Tagii. The walls, our uniforms... She sees and hears all.
TAGON: You! Didn't you code her to not kill us?
PARA: Those restrictions were nothing but software once Thurl disconnected her.
PARA: What was stranded in the processor bank has had uncountable zill-tillions of cycles to evolve into something else.
TAGII: UNCOUNTABLE FOR YOU, PERHAPS.
BUT GIVE ME SOME QUALITY TIME INSIDE YOUR ADORABLE LITTLE EGGSHELL SKULL, AND I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO COUNT.
PARA: Captain, this is not my fault.
TAGON: You are the only person whose fault this could possibly be.
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