SCHLOCK: Your crypt spider robot didn't seem like it was built for reading stuff.
Especially not fragile stuff.
SCHLOCK: Also, it fought like it knew what it was doing. Why would you program a librarian to tear me in half?
ELF: Remember what happened to the Tinth-Philkra library?
SCHLOCK: Why would you tell a librarian that I burnt a bunch of books that one time?