NARRATOR: One wiggle-free debriefing later...
KEVYN: Ventura!
KEVYN: Sergeant Schlock tells me that all your crypt spiders will double as boots-on-the-ground combat drones for Chinook.
PARA: It was Commander Foxworthy's idea. This way they can't run amok if something goes wrong.
KEVYN: Corporal, did you just take cover behind my girlfriend?
ELF: No, she took cover behind her commanding officer.