NARRATOR: Outer Uuplech, in the corpse-laden expanding debris field...
TARPAULIN: Hello. Please move away from that body.
looter: Take it easy, robot. We're just collecting the dead.
TARPAULIN: You are looting the dead.
looter: There's no law against that.
TARPAULIN: Perhaps not, but there is ME.
looter: And you are?
TARPAULIN: Against that.