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NARRATOR: The U.P.A. frigate Fangstorm...
ELF: This would be way easier if I had my fragsuit.
SCHLOCK: It's still on Soulward Honor. I didn't have time to grab it on my way out.
ELF: That wouldn't be a problem if they hadn't confiscated my comm bands.
SCHLOCK: *blork*
You mean these?
ELF: You ate them?
SCHLOCK: No, a guard was wearing them as ankle bracelets.
So I ate HIM.
SCHLOCK: Sorry. I didn't know they were still useful.
ELF: Sergeant, this is the last "sorry" you get.
NARRATOR: Soulward Honor...
SCHLOCK: Oh.
ELF: It's okay.
Once I start making the enemy sorry there won't be any left for you.