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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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ELF: The kittens on the bridge will be sending armored troops at us any moment now.
Can you get us off this ship the way you got aboard it?
SCHLOCK: Sorry, no.
The shuttle I rode in on will be gone soon, and you don't fit into bulkhead conduits.
ELF: I'm brainstorming, Sergeant. We don't have time for "sorry."
Skip "sorry" and give me something I can work with.
SCHLOCK: Can you work with this? It has a button you push.
VFX: PUSH
SFX: BOOM
ELF: Assets like "I can blow up a shuttle with this button" should come earlier in the brainstorming.
SCHLOCK: Sorry.
ELF: Sergeant!
SCHLOCK: But now we have more TIME for "sorry."
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