Saturday 10 February 2001

Narrator: The reverend and the doctor are stuck in an elevator.

Reverend: Yeah, the seminary was a real challenge, but it was nothing compared to the workplace.

Bunni: How so?

Narrator: It's going to be another sixteen hours before they're freed.

Reverend: All those lectures on morality and ethics paled in the face of the true dilemmas of modern business.

Reverend: You've got to eat, but you've got to stay true to your principles, it was hard.

Bunni: Oh, yes. I learned that lesson putting myself through medical school...

Bunni: ...As an exotic dancer.

Reverend: Keep us from temptation...

Narrator: What's your definition of "eternity?"