Thursday 22 February 2001

Schlock: So, Reverend... I heard our doctor used to be an exotic dancer.

Reverend: It's true.

Schlock: And you were stranded in an elevator with her for 18 hours. Too bad about that celibacy thing.

Reverend: My order doesn't do celibacy. We take an oath of chastity.

Schlock: What's the difference?

Reverend: When you are alone in an elevator with a beautiful woman you barely know... *sigh* There isn't a difference.

Schlock: You religious people have too mant words for 'responsible behavior.'