Happy Valentines Day! Casual promises, purchased kisses, and interspeciated confusion of affections... this is about as romantic as things get here at Schlock Mercenary. For now, anyway...
Tarn Betnetter:Tarn Betnetter here, with HN3FN, the Hypernet News Network Financial News. In the news tonight, rumors of insider trading at Andreyasn I.I.E. We go to Jun-Lin Tibernoth, Our Eye On The Scene, with a live report. Jun-Lin?
Jun-Lin:Good evening, Tarn. I'm here with Breya Andreyasn. Breya, have you been buying up your own stock?
Breya:No, we've been too busy with repairs.
Jun-Lin:What would you say if you found out about an employee trading your stock on the side?
Breya:That kind of market action is good for the company right now. I think I'd give that employee a big, wet kiss.
Schlock:Can I quote you on that?
Narrator:Next on HN3, Human-Amorph relations, and the appetites they ruin. Stay tuned!
