Friday June 22, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Union Blues

Transcript

SFX: THOOM
Breya: Get down, Kevyn!
Kevyn: What's going on?
Pat: Owww! My Eyes!
Dug Rhandal: Auuugh! My leg! where'd my leg go?
Breya: A couple of thugs managed to stuff sergeant schlock in a bag, and then they threatened me with a giant spanner.
Pat: The pain... make it stop...
Kevyn: And schlock had his plasma cannon with him?
Breya: So it would seem.
Dug Rhandal: AAIIIIEEE...
SFX: THOOM
Pat: Gasp
SFX: THOOM
Kevyn: Do you suppose he'll want help disposing of the remains?