MURTAUGH: To this end, Sergeant, I now find myself required to issue you a new weapon.
It is unlike any you have previously carried. It is dangerous in ways that you cannot imagine, and I am frankly terrified at the thought of you deploying it in any setting. I may someday find myself on trial for war crimes by issuing this to you.
SCHLOCK: This is just a card with my picture on it.
MURTAUGH: It is diplomatic immunity.