Friday 8 December 2000

Breya: Ennesby, we have a problem that I think only you can solve.

Ennesby: It's about time you realized my true worth.

Breya: They want us to fill out this 300-page form, but won't let us use a computer.

Ennesby: I resent that! I am NOT a computer!

Ennesby: I am a state-of-the-art...

Breya: Artificial intelligence. I know that. And you can fill this out faster than any of us can.

Breya: Don't think of it as menial paperwork. Think of it as a blow in the fight against bureaucracy.

Ennesby: I'd rather blow bureaucracy with my maser.