Tuesday January 16, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful

Transcript

Narrator: We return you to your scheduled plummet, currently in progress...
Schlock: falling... gotta spread myself thinner...
Schlock: splay, baby, splay... I am a wing...
Schlock: I am a kite....
Schlock: I am a wafting tissue...
SFX: Plummet
SFX: waft
SFX: THWUPP
Schlock: Correction: I'm now a wafting tissue wrapped around a big, armored booger.
Brad: That's not funny.