Wednesday January 17, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful
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Transcript

Narrator: 6000-meter plummet in progress...
Schlock: Brad, I've gotta let go of you.
Brad: AAIIE! WHY!?
Schlock: Because I need to save Massey, and I can't do it wrapped around you. Besides, that power armor should protect you when you hit.
Schlock: *closes eyes* -grunt-
SFX: PLORK
Brad: I hope that didn't look half as disgusting as it felt.
Schlock: Now you know why I had my eyes closed.