Tuesday 3 October 2000

Narrator: From The Memoirs of Jud Shafter, K.F.D.A. Commando...

Jud: Yeah, lots of guys talk about bravery. But when things get rough, most guys just let go.

Jud: I mean literally - they just let their bowels go, and when the action is over, they need clean shorts.

Jud: But not me. Never. I've always kept my pants clean, even in the foulest, the most underhanded of enemy ambushes.

Jud: Eek!

Jud: Like the time an ugly, alien mercenary surprised me in the bathroom. I kept my pants clean, I did.

Narrator: Jud neglects to mention that his pants only stayed clean because they were around his ankles at the time.