Friday 6 October 2000

Schlock: How many commandos are guarding the aft hatch? Tell me now, or I start the digestive juices!

Jud: I've got a wife and three kids!

Schlock: Yum. Are you pleading for your life or offering me dessert?

Jud: Four.

Schlock: See how easy that was?

Footnote: Bonus strip

Narrator: It's Bonus Strip Time!

Breya: I see that you two heard the news?

Schlock: About the author's brother, Randy Tayler, who is getting married today?

Ennesby: We're all over it.

Breya: So you also heard that under no circumstances, I repeat -- No Circumstances -- is anyone to trash his car.

Schlock: Yup

Breya: Then what are you doing with the toilet paper and spray paint?

Ennesby: It's an approved crossover gag.

Schlock: We're trashing his comic strip.

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