Tuesday October 31, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!
Happy Halloween, Schlock fans. I'm sure you all would have appreciated a nice bonus strip, but I'm just not made of time. Still, today's strip does have a bloody corpse in it. Please accept this as a Halloween peace offering, instead of candy. And if you kids trash my house again this year, I'm coming after you with the BH-209...

Transcript

Narrator: Physician, heal thyself?
Tagon: I don't think we can manage cryostasis without the doctor's help.
Breya: He's going to have a hard time doing more than just lying there.
Breya: Hey, there's a help button.
Tagon: Push it.
EMH: Hi! I am the helpful, emergency medical hologram, here to make triage, field surgery, and inquisition an absolute snap!
Tagon: Urgh. See if it has a wry, cynical mode.
EMH: How is everyone feeling today?
Tagon: And hurry.
Doctor:
Footnote: Happy Halloween, Schlock fans. I'm sure you all would have appreciated a nice bonus strip, but I'm just not made of time. Still, today's strip does have a bloody corpse in it. Please accept this as a Halloween peace offering, instead of candy. And if you kids trash my house again this year, I'm coming after you with the BH-209...