Tuesday 17 October 2000

Breya: So, captain, if we open fire, what happens?

Tagon: Well, we might take two or three of them down with us.

Breya: But we'd die?

Tagon: Definitely.

Breya: And what if they open fire first?

Tagon: We'd die. They'd all live. We're outgunned, admiral.

Breya: This begs the question: With nothing to lose, how come they haven't opened fire yet?

KFDA commando: Because we're not murderous, mercenary scum like you are!

Tagon: The have something to lose: Moral high ground.

Breya: Oh. I thought it was a testosterone thing.